I threw up on my teacher because its tasty

Choose the month in which you are born:

January- I ate
February- I licked
March- I peed on
April- I threw up on
May- I had sex with
June- I got married to
July- My mother is
August- I went on a date with
September- My boss is
October- My best friend acts like
November- My favorite movie is based on
December- I act like



Choose the day in which you were born on:

1- A cheese sandwhich
2- An air balloon
3- A monkey
4- A garbage can
5- A dog
6- A chicken
7- A Llama
8- A toilet
9- A hooker
10- A crackwhore
11- A tranny
12- A cat
13- My dad
14- My teacher
15- A dildo
16-My mom
17- A dog crap
18- A string cheese stick
19- Pubic hairs
20- My brother
21- Arm-pit hairs
22- buttcheeks
23- The moon
24- A catterpillar
25- My sister
26- A butterfly
27- A cone-head
28- A shark tooth
29- A Granny
30- My foot
31- An eyelash



Now choose the color of your shirt:

White- Because my mom told me so
Yellow- Because I have a crush on my teacher
Tan- Becuase I made a movie out of it for my boyfriend/girlfriend
Black- Because im cool like that, yo
Brown- Because I believe in the toothfairy
Grey- Because I wanted to impress my boss
Purple- Becuase I think you're cute and im trying to impress you
Blue- Becuase its something that I do every night when im alone
Green- Becuase its my secret fetish
Red- Because the creepy guy next door likes me
Pink- Because its tasty
Turquoise- Because its part of my religion/beliefs
Orange- Because its what I do best